Happy Friday to all the wonderful citizens in the City of Claycord.
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New year joke
A man who had too much to drink decides to walk home on New Year’s Eve. A policeman stopped the man and asked where he was going. “I’m on my way to a lecture,” the man replied. The cop scoffed, “Who gives lectures on New Year’s Eve?” The man answered: “My wife.”
The Christmas season came along slowly and is leaving us way too quickly. So close to January 1, and then it seems over. It was nice, just between Thanksgiving and Christmas was too short. Oh well, had a nice season, and hope you all did too.
Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A polar bear.
Safeway Countrywood has gone third world. Shoppers are having to deal with beggars with small children as a ploy and the store does nothing to stop it.
Security causes a scene arresting a transient for taking items. He screams out in pain as three big bullies grab him and onlookers stand and stare.
This is not where you want to shop anymore.
I wish Raleys Nob Hill would come back.
Why should the store stop it they’re not inside the store. 3 big bullies? I applaud those three bullies for rubbing him up and hopefully throwing him to the ground should have been arrested. I’ll shop there I can ignore this crap going on around me no problem at all. I think you need to get over it already.
Cowellian’s first.
I guess the Christmas decorations are staying up until the storms have passed.
We’ll keep ours up well past the first of the year just to piss off the neighbors.
I certainly appreciate people who leave Christmas decorations up through Epiphany, although I choose not to.
The fastest land mammal, a toddler who’s been asked
“what’s in your mouth”.
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Thinking Great Granddaughter might make Olympics.
Great Grandma gets a work out, baby sitting.
Some good stuff up on The Mayor’s merch page.
Probably pick up a few things, for the old times.
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