Happy Friday to all the wonderful citizens in the City of Claycord.
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Who did y’all call to get the street vendors selling fruit off the corners?
Trying to find out who to call about an unpermitted street vendor
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple’s care. “We’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills”. Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. “Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet”. The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask “What age child are you hoping to adopt?” “It doesn’t really matter, as long as he fits in a cannon”
Shout out to the new CEO of Starbucks. His $113 million salary and unlimited use of their private jet. Now remember Starbucks is known for their so-called being friendly to the environment with their paper straws, recycling of coffee cups and napkins and take home of used coffee grounds to show how much they care for mother Earth. The CEO lives in Huntington Beach, CA and the Starbucks headquarters is in Seattle. He made a deal when hired that he would commute 3x a week at 1,000 miles one way or 6,000 miles round trip weekly. A Lear jet spits out about 50x more pollution than a regular passenger aircraft. The carbon footprint of this clown is horrific for the environment. So, the next time you see an ad, or some literature, and a sign in a Starbucks’s store promoting another one of their woke ideas how they are saving the planet, just ask a barista about their new CEO Brain Niccol and his commute.
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Call the health department and tell them you and your family got food poisoning at whatever vendor you want outa there. Works pretty quickly.