The “Water Cooler” is a feature on Claycord.com where we ask you a question or provide a topic, and you talk about it. The “Water Cooler” will be up Monday-Friday at noon.
Today’s question:
QUESTION: If you could learn any new skill instantly, what would it be?
Talk about it.
Space Explorer – move over James T. Kirk 🙂
I wish to learn the zen of Wally, the character from dilbert.
If could learn a new skill I would like to be visual interpreter for the blind and visually impaired. It is a skill you help them virtually. I was watching youtube video for possible work from home possible job and came across the Aira. It look good campared to glassdoor. unfortunately there no job opening at this time.
Chaplain for first responders
That’s refreshing…👍
Cross-country railroad engineer. What better way to cruise through the US and through
the mountains, to see America in all its glory?
Being able to understand spoken and written Chinese.
… probably should make it Russian
A worthy pursuit and an answer I might’ve shared.
If I took a silly question seriously anyway. 🤓
I’d like a laser range finder in my left eye.
I’d like to be able to detect bad breath visually from a distance.
I’d like to be able to shape shift, but only during traffic stops. Be fun.
I’d like a fully functional and integrated third hand/arm for pistol shooting.
I’d like to be able to make someone trip and fall from a distance.
I’d like to be able to strike a certain public official mute,
and unable to use their thumbs. Just the one.
I’d like to be able to know what cats think. Probably mostly murder.
I’d like to be able to get more people to dig Patsy Cline.
I’d like to be able to have any and every discount code when I check out.
I’d like a magic 1911 that never missed, never jammed,
cleaned itself and never ran out of ammo.
Two of them, remember my third arm.
prestidigitation or fine woodworking
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Playing a guitar.
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@12A – inspiration!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipxevTh6hI8
As someone who loves music and especially rock and roll i agree, my guitar hero’s Eric Clapton, Santana, Robbie Robertson, Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Chuck Berry and Jimi Hendrix not in that order necessarily, and I’m sure I forgot some.
Speaking and writing Italian.
Telekinesis – I’d misuse and abuse the hell out of that if I could do it.
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