A man was caught masturbating in the creek area behind Ygnacio Valley and De La Salle High Schools in Concord this afternoon around 12:30. The man, according to witnesses, was a Middle Eastern male who had his pants down and was actively masturbating. Police detained a suspect near the scene of the crime.
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Couldn’t manage to catch a duck?
Will there be a Line Up?
He must have been thinking about his camel’s toe.
Too gross to comment on. Yet I did. 🤷
He was having a stroke of genius
Deploying a full canister of Pepper Spray likely would have ruined his moment.
You Don’t Mess With the Zohan….in public….
What side of the creek was he on… DLS or YVHS?
This never would’ve happened back in the 70’s when Marty the Narc was on duty!