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Claycord – Talk About Whatever – Dec.27, 2024

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Happy Friday to all the wonderful citizens in the City of Claycord.

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New year joke
A man who had too much to drink decides to walk home on New Year’s Eve. A policeman stopped the man and asked where he was going. “I’m on my way to a lecture,” the man replied. The cop scoffed, “Who gives lectures on New Year’s Eve?” The man answered: “My wife.”

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The Christmas season came along slowly and is leaving us way too quickly. So close to January 1, and then it seems over. It was nice, just between Thanksgiving and Christmas was too short. Oh well, had a nice season, and hope you all did too.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A polar bear.

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Safeway Countrywood has gone third world. Shoppers are having to deal with beggars with small children as a ploy and the store does nothing to stop it.
Security causes a scene arresting a transient for taking items. He screams out in pain as three big bullies grab him and onlookers stand and stare.
This is not where you want to shop anymore.
I wish Raleys Nob Hill would come back.

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Why should the store stop it they’re not inside the store. 3 big bullies? I applaud those three bullies for rubbing him up and hopefully throwing him to the ground should have been arrested. I’ll shop there I can ignore this crap going on around me no problem at all. I think you need to get over it already.

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I saw a Mom and young daughter (about 8) going from table to table asking for money at Veranda. A lady next to me offered to buy some food for them, which they accepted. They left to buy the stuff and came right back to my table next. I of course said no.
I come from what Americans want to call ” third world country” but I have never seen beggers like this. I tell you what I saw on my most recent trip. Mother and daughter (about 8)both pushing a wood cart selling freh fruit around town with so much pride, I had tears in my eyes.

Cowellian’s first.
I guess the Christmas decorations are staying up until the storms have passed.

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We’ll keep ours up well past the first of the year just to piss off the neighbors.

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I certainly appreciate people who leave Christmas decorations up through Epiphany, although I choose not to.

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Jan 6 yup..

This morning, my wife mentioned that today would be a good day to take down the Christmas decorations. That was an epiphany for me.

Lol.

The fastest land mammal, a toddler who’s been asked
“what’s in your mouth”.
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Thinking Great Granddaughter might make Olympics.
Great Grandma gets a work out, baby sitting.

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Some good stuff up on The Mayor’s merch page.
Probably pick up a few things, for the old times.
https://claycord.creator-spring.com/

I like the Hypochondroplasia Hawk…. it would be cool if there was a Mt. Diablo or Claycord Condor offered in the near future, since they are occasional visitors now.

Bit of a dilemma, who gets the ticket ? ? ?
Which autonomous vehicle was in the wrong.
Make full screen, may take a couple of viewings.

May take a link too.

Details, details, details . . . . .
https://tinyurl.com/57w5v7uy

Witness Simon:
https://youtube.com/shorts/ky_IaPSMqJQ?si=6SywGxj5nVf4C7tc
2nd place? Seriously?:
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ou3D6La6L-4?si=KrA37Ij5EBlMPMeV
Germans…because if you don’t keep any eye on us:
https://youtube.com/shorts/1D6VueJx4h4?si=lHSsO0HC7FA_wkVe
We may not fully understand their mission here:
https://youtube.com/shorts/hPKnmcD5laQ?si=xK-oeD3kmHAYJqGR
Why America? This is why:
https://youtube.com/shorts/4tSx9oXfnCQ?si=69Y08jXBK94akhS6
Everything’s fine. Until it’s not:
https://youtube.com/shorts/jMVicX_lSJE?si=q4HjPqbl0UH3D5-W
Why our kids hate us:
https://youtube.com/shorts/aGKvKaELTQA?si=oLlSnoEazWaFWfz2
Charm personified:
https://youtube.com/shorts/7lCwdFpYb04?si=YvqPIk0cHUGMnEle
Lithium doesn’t care about your feelings. Or mine:
https://youtube.com/shorts/KPwtXSjH_8k?si=tP3wIMSoiBDUmizt
Friggin’ Genius:
https://youtube.com/shorts/JORCaa3T7cU?si=H3HUcUAzNRp2IzwO
I’d like to be able to tell you he’s American:
https://youtube.com/shorts/tKoEsmB8a3w?si=z4w-xtj8pKlhx6vu
Ridiculous and delightful:
https://youtube.com/shorts/jm5QThPhceI?si=LgtBrmH8KMxHdH5I
Snooker is what people with brown teeth and brown beer call Pool:
https://youtube.com/shorts/lvtp9CfT8w0?si=cVeXwvHfrG7nUQNS

Happy New Year Claycord and The Mayor!

Happy New Year, Y’all! (From the Central Time Zone)

If today is a stay at home day relaxing . . . .
500 pictures of 2024 from izismile . com
Green text opens new batch of pics and to get rid of having to click every time for new pic click on X in top right corner.
Enjoy

Dang it, did it again . . . . .
https://tinyurl.com/mrcv9wu4

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