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QUESTION: If you could ask your pet one question, what would it be?
Talk about it.
How do you feel after being neutered?
If we had a pet, …my question would be:
‘Let us know when you are sick/don’t feel good so we can get you help , …We Love You”
You have a pet Roz…you know, the one that likes to go to Costco. LOL All kidding aside we are kind of like pets.
Can you name one good thing about Amy Schumer?
One cat l had l would like to have asked her, why after sitting by the patio door wanted to get in and then as soon as l open the door you run away. One time she did several times and then when finally she decided to come in she gave me a dirty look “like you left me out all night”.
Do you prefer Brisket or Back Ribs?
Oh my gosh S…I’m going with “C” Diarrhea. My sons dog does not do well with special treats. TMI?
Why did you pee on the kitchen stove last night?
Are you a good boy?
Who dumped you, and left you to fend for yourself.
☹️
I could ask that of any of our rescues, but one I would have to ask “how did you get shot?”
Can you tell me who the next three presidents will be?
woof woof, big mike, woof woof.
Why aren’t you pooping & peeing where we taught you to?
What’s it like up there?
Seems like something cackling Kamala might ask a democrat sized “crowd’.
@Whenwilltheylearn
Doubtful…..the question was too good.
Do you have any good pet jokes?
Three Labradors a yellow, black and chocolate are at the vet’s office. The black lab asks the chocolate lab why he is there? he replies “I have been chewing on the furniture so I’m here to get neutered, why are you here?” The black lab replies “I have been lifting my leg in the house so I am here to get neutered also.” They both look at the yellow lab and they ask “why are you here?”
He responds my master got out of the shower then dropped her towel so I mounted her” black lab asks “so you are here to get neutered too” “no” replies the yellow lab ” I’m here to get my nails trimmed.”
What’s your favorite meal?
If a dog just about anything, if a cat depends, changes all the time. A little pet joke: How do you give a cat a pill, you try to open the cats mouse, massage his throat to trying to get him to swallow it, he fights back, by the time you think you are done, you have scrathes on your hands and arm, the cat has wiggled out of your grip, clawed at the sofa and after all that he spits out the pill. How to give a dog a pill, wrap in bacon, drop on floor.
“what are your demands” and or ” what kind of cat tree would please you. ,
“what are your demands” and or ” what kind of cat tree would please you. ,
I would have to ask…why cant you eat the grass in nice even rows?
Bet Coco the tortoise would eat a veggie garden too!
My other cat I would have asked why do you keep eating some of the plants on my patio, when everytime you do you throw up?
Are you happy?
Would you walk through fire for me as I would for you?
If you have a dog yes, a cat absolutely not.
Where did I go wrong?