Claycord – Talk About Whatever

June 24, 2022 19:02 pm · 49 comments


Happy Friday to all the wonderful citizens in the City of Claycord.

This is a post with no subject, you can talk about whatever you want. If breaking news happens (such a shooting, earthquake, etc.), or you hear about something newsworthy, feel free to post it here.

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wave June 24, 2022 at 7:13 PM

I don’t like this HOT, HOT weather…
Stay inside over the weekend, everyone !!

Snappy97 June 24, 2022 at 7:36 PM

Agreed, hot, thankfully it’s cooled down a bit- hydrate

jprcards June 24, 2022 at 7:46 PM

I agree….Summer is not my favorite time of year around here.

Oh, please June 24, 2022 at 8:33 PM

It’s perfect. Beautiful, warm, sunny. Couldn’t ask for anything better! Get out and soak up some Vitamin D!

Dr Jellyfinger June 24, 2022 at 8:54 PM
Ancient Mariner June 24, 2022 at 9:34 PM

Dr. J – you’re a jolly good fellow!

Cowellian June 24, 2022 at 7:13 PM

Cowellian’s first

Bella June 24, 2022 at 7:50 PM

@wave I was just saying that on my fb. I’m drinking so much Ice Cold Bottled Water that I keep in the frig. I’m just glad not to live where the humidity is high like I had to for a couple of years. Always feel wet.

Anon June 24, 2022 at 8:43 PM

“At around 5:48 p.m. on Tuesday, June 21, Danville Police received notification of shots fired on Hartford Road in Danville between Rutherford Drive and Camino Amigo. Police advised residents to avoid the area. 
Several suspects attempted to rob four residents who had just parked their vehicle on the 200 block of Hartford Road. The suspects were armed with handguns. There was an exchange of gunfire between the robbery suspects and a neighbor who witnessed the robbery. The suspects fled in their vehicle. There were no reported injuries as a result of the gunfire. Danville Police and the Contra Costa County Sheriff’s Crime Lab are on scene and continuing the investigation. The suspects are outstanding at this time.  
Anyone with information on this incident is asked to call Detective Dan Lynch at 925-314-3711.
The 200 block of Hartford Road remains closed until the scene investigation has been completed.  
Updates will be provided via Twitter (@ DanvilleINFO), and Nixle (sign up by texting your Danville zip code to 888777).”

The Fearless Spectator June 25, 2022 at 8:53 PM

It’s an equity thing.

paranoid pablito June 24, 2022 at 8:59 PM

Ways to freak people out:
1. Face the wrong way in an elevator.
Please continue….

Dr Jellyfinger June 24, 2022 at 10:00 PM

2. Face the wrong way using the urinal in the men’s room.

Dawg June 24, 2022 at 10:56 PM

Drive the wrong way on a one way street.

I'm New Here June 25, 2022 at 7:51 AM

And with his submission, Dr. Jellyfinger wins the game!

HappyPappy June 25, 2022 at 8:38 AM

Face the wrong while “bumpin’ uglies”.
Wait……..that wouldn’t work, would it?
Never mind……..stupid liberals have me confused about so many things.

Addlepate June 25, 2022 at 11:50 AM

On your office phone, call your co-worker, Robert. Robert picks up and says, “Hello, this is Robert.” You say you’re holding for Jim. Robert says, “Okay, hold please.” Robert says to Jim, “Line 1 is for you.” When Jim picks up, you say you’re holding for Robert. Jim says to Robert that line 1 is for him. Keep it going back and forth, and pretend to get more annoyed each time.

S June 25, 2022 at 1:32 PM
Bad Nombre June 25, 2022 at 5:08 PM

Eat balut in public.

paranoid pablito June 25, 2022 at 5:19 PM

Haaaaa! Dr J, I shared your hilarious response with my adult son’s who are just as immature as I am, and they are anxious to try your idea next time they’re in an airport.

paranoid pablito June 25, 2022 at 5:21 PM

Obviously, the apostrophe was a mistake. I’m immature and childish, but not an idiot.

Anon June 24, 2022 at 9:27 PM

Face the wrong way on an escalator.

Dr Jellyfinger June 24, 2022 at 10:17 PM

Play Leap Frog in Clayton tomorrow.

Concord Guy June 25, 2022 at 7:33 AM

Is that supposed to be funny?

Dr. Jellyfinger June 25, 2022 at 8:16 AM

Give it a try & let us know.

Concord Guy June 27, 2022 at 12:04 PM

My wife and I were there to support our LGBTQ friends and family. It was a joyful day.

Your ‘joke’ wasn’t funny.

Dr. Jellyfinger June 27, 2022 at 4:00 PM

Ouch! I got virtue signaled right up the caboose!

Well Concord Guy… When I’m out celebrating and exhibiting my Hetrosexual pride for all to see (and respect!) I know you will be there to support me too since you are so open minded & woke.

Explainer June 27, 2022 at 5:01 PM

@Concord Guy – I could explain the joke to you but that takes all the fun out of it.

Roz June 25, 2022 at 6:56 AM

Check-Check-Wellness Check…..
Hey Simonpure,….. so big sister needs an up-date?
Are you feeling back to par? I hope so!
What are you doing / eating different for the gastritis?
Hugs 🙂

Simonpure June 26, 2022 at 9:13 AM

Hi Roz. Sorry for the late response. Big I like that. Made my day. So not up to par but feeling pretty good. Doc says not to be fooled and should take 8 weeks to heal. Missy is taking real good care of me. Actually both losing some pounds. Been eating a ton of fruit (nothing acidic) and veggies. I can have meats but only the size of a deck of cards or smaller. There are more thing that I can’t have than I can 🙁
Peace and love Big Sister 🙂

Bob June 25, 2022 at 9:04 AM

In today’s obits (East Bay Times), there was one that had a celebration of life, but requested “no perfumes or colognes”–never saw that one before-

ChampagneKitty June 25, 2022 at 3:36 PM

If I were a member of the bereaved, I would appreciate that. I have asthma and being stuck being around strong perfumes would cause me to have a flare-up.

chuckie the troll June 25, 2022 at 10:47 AM

Got back home from our cruise in Alaska. 5 passengers on a smaller boat. Great Chef and Naturalist. Went hiking, kayaking, and motoring through the southeast coast. The weather was awesome.

The only downside was getting there. Alaska Air took off almost 2 hours late, so we missed our connection in Seattle, and they changed departure time on another flight, so we didn’t get into our hotel until close to midnight.

Roz June 25, 2022 at 11:37 AM

Oh Darn! Have has lay-overs, but only 4 hours.
Your Cruise sounded like Fun… 🙂

chuckie the troll June 25, 2022 at 3:13 PM

Saw a good post from a flight attendant. The days of being able to make a connection with less than an hour between flights is over for the time being. Flying back from Sitka or Petersburg is tough, especially with the time difference. In the future I would plan a layover in Juneau or Seattle. This is the first time my wife has flown since pandemonium made the masquerade necessary. Now that they aren’t mandatory, hardly anyone wears one.

hanne jeppesen June 25, 2022 at 10:55 AM

James Rado, of the musical “Hair” famed died this week at age 90. Since my birth sign is Aquarius, I have always loved that song. I lived in New York City when Hair came out, and I love most of the songs in the musical. I remember the cast from Hair gave a free concert in Central Park in either 1969 or 1970. Those were the days, what fun. Hard to believe he was 90.

Addlepate June 25, 2022 at 11:55 AM

Are orphans allowed to eat at family restaurants?

Dr Jellyfinger June 25, 2022 at 3:15 PM

Yes, but only at the counter.

Jojothecircusclown June 27, 2022 at 3:42 AM

Do ya think it is mandatory that crack dealers in Little Rock give a discount … ??!

S June 25, 2022 at 5:16 PM

just wondering…

Can you remember when was the last time you mailed an actual letter for social reasons or received one in the regular mail? Who to or from?

I’ll go 1991… A grandmother was still kickin’ She loved letters… we sent back & forth… She passed that year, so that’s why I remember… Found my last letter to her on her night stand….

Not sad, but a fond memory….

Ancient Mariner June 26, 2022 at 5:17 PM

I used to write actual letters to my cousin in Buenos Aires, but she stopped replying about two years ago. Either I offended her by using the wrong word in Spanish, or she died. I prefer to think she died, because I’d hate to believe that my Spanish wasn’t up to par.

FPN June 25, 2022 at 6:44 PM

Years ago I also would write letters, address them, put on a stamp, then forget about them. Every now and then I will find one and open it, it’s like a time capsule.

California Toad June 25, 2022 at 7:56 PM

My biggest enemy? Not so rare:
Not screaming mobs or media snobs, or politicians who don’t care;
No, my biggest enemy, Number One, is my ancient reclining chair. So soft, yet firm, with
Delight I squirm into its comforting embrace,
To nap, to snack, peruse an app, to read – whatever the case.
Beware the comfort, beware the ease, my belly’s sagging towards my knees;
My waist has fled to parts unknown – I’ve fully entered the Potato Zone!

Ancient Mariner June 25, 2022 at 10:10 PM

Nice one, Toad – I like it!
And I can identify with it, too!

Dr. Jellyfinger June 25, 2022 at 9:38 PM

OK… now the scat is getting real!

Lunchables has deviously shrunk the size of their products and still the price has risen about a dollar more than it was a year ago.

We’re all being played for suckers.

Dr Jellyfinger June 25, 2022 at 10:35 PM

Sorry, that’s the wrong link (old story) The actual story is that they have reduced the number of crackers per pack due to a “Cracker shortage”
so it’s 6 slices of cheese and meat and only 5 crackers and when I think about it, well, it isn’t much of a “shrinkflation” story anyway so I’m just going to bail out now.

Strad June 30, 2022 at 9:10 AM

You did bring up an important topic that affects everyone. Rising prices, shrinkage. Also to be considered cheaper ingredients, deceptive looking packaging and advertising.

Original G June 30, 2022 at 5:38 PM

Wild fire air attack

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Fire incidents

Snappy97 July 1, 2022 at 3:35 PM

I miss Dirty Diner.

S July 1, 2022 at 6:44 PM

and another week concludes….

I’ll attempt a:

L A S T !

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