Claycord – Talk About Whatever

October 5, 2018 19:12 pm · 59 comments

whatever

Happy Friday to all the wonderful citizens in the City of Claycord.

This is a post with no subject, you can talk about whatever you want. If breaking news happens (such a shooting, earthquake, etc.), or you hear about something newsworthy, feel free to post it here.

Please Note: Users who use multiple names will be deleted. Please choose a name so others can easily chat with you. Users must provide a name in the ‘name field’, please do not use the ‘@’ symbol in the name field.

wave October 5, 2018 at 7:13 PM

Have a good weekend everyone….no more bad restaurants…

piece of the furniture October 5, 2018 at 7:59 PM

More and more Landlords in Concord are using the old excuse that there is not a #Just Cause law to give out 60 day notices to move..Not just one at a time, but whole buildings–Multiple Families all at once– They don’t even state on paperwork that its because they want to raise the rent–Sad

paranoid pablito October 5, 2018 at 8:01 PM

I posed this question to 125 kindergartners, and not a single one of them got it: A man rides into town on Friday, stays for five nights, and then leaves on Friday. How?

Kentucky Derby October 5, 2018 at 9:07 PM

His horse is named Friday. “Rides into town” is the operative wording.

WC Resident October 6, 2018 at 12:24 AM

Jokes about horses seem to be in bad taste given the one that was killed on Kirker Pass Road on Friday morning.

Dr. Jellyfinger October 6, 2018 at 9:05 AM

Geez WC Resident… I think you’re overreacting ….
but this is America so let’s put it to a vote!

All who agree with WC vote “Yea”
Opposed… vote “Neigh”

Cowellian October 6, 2018 at 9:14 AM

I disagree, WC Resident. Horse jokes would definitely be in bad taste on the thread about the collision, but this is the Whatever thread.

Kentucky Derby October 6, 2018 at 10:03 AM

WC Resident – Lighten up. The question was harmless. I hope you’re okay with my screen name, because that’s horse related too. Please let me know if you’d like me to change. I did blog here years ago under my first name. Off to the Pleasant Hill Art and Wine Festival.

paranoid pablito October 6, 2018 at 12:38 PM

A man was admitted to the emergency room with 6 plastic horses in his rectum. Doctors described his condition as stable.
Now that’s offensive.

Dr. Jellyfinger October 8, 2018 at 8:18 PM

Stable Condition?
Not hardly Pablito ….
Rectum? Hell no …. it killed him!

WC Resident October 12, 2018 at 2:04 PM

While I’m still sad about the horse I also appreciate the humor.

@Jellyfinger, I think you missed the use of the word “stable” as in horse stable.

Atticus Thraxx October 5, 2018 at 8:05 PM

I’d like to be able to say I would never do that. But…: https://tinyurl.com/ybn7f25s

Dogs can’t smile…my arse: https://tinyurl.com/yc4vafjx

As God is my witness, reminds me of my mother-in-law: https://tinyurl.com/y78jogwh

Nice move!: https://i.imgur.com/Z5GdJ4u.gifv

Look at his big giant head! Adorable: https://tinyurl.com/y8apmfya

Just and I mean just pulled it out: https://tinyurl.com/ybrxbfut

The relative size of the universe. Well one of the universes anyway: https://tinyurl.com/yc9gdfdd

Alot of work to save $70. Cool though.: https://tinyurl.com/yameh4og

From the “Oh S**t” file: https://tinyurl.com/y7ebkhd9

Like a boss: https://tinyurl.com/y9ogfthd

Now that madam, is trust: https://tinyurl.com/yaqw4q8h

So the bartender says “Why the long face?”: https://tinyurl.com/yd5nk8nv

“Welcome to the Nap Shop. Can I get you a chair?”: https://tinyurl.com/y9plv4q7

Blue footed boobies: https://tinyurl.com/y9mvdfhg

Neighbors not getting along. they’re almost human: https://tinyurl.com/ydy665yr

Doggo hack: https://tinyurl.com/y7zk36u7

How to ‘cop’ : https://tinyurl.com/y9qeu8co

This is an old one, but worth another look: https://tinyurl.com/yc696eft

Made me laugh. Keep watching: https://tinyurl.com/ya6q7wfr

I guess some white men can jump: https://tinyurl.com/ybbqtqpr

Another dumba$$ gets his comeuppance: https://tinyurl.com/y9qfqe8p

I bet he peed just a little: https://i.imgur.com/SVbXmtz.gifv

For the stoners: https://tinyurl.com/ydfy6kgk

Name them all: https://imgur.com/Lcc9ojt

Kinda seems like cheating: https://imgur.com/gallery/rdaejzs

Seriously?: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZRF1XqT

My mind is blown: https://imgur.com/gallery/JuMlIPG

Again, with the mid: https://imgur.com/gallery/6d4GPXZ

No way that was a full power round.: https://imgur.com/gallery/7E8N2Sh

Finish with a heartwarming rescue: https://imgur.com/gallery/qSUI9iG

Roz October 6, 2018 at 12:40 AM

Atticus,…Wow!
Lots of good Ones!!
Totally enjoyed the Show.

Atticus Thraxx October 6, 2018 at 8:19 AM

Thanks Roz! 🙂

Dr. Jellyfinger October 6, 2018 at 9:07 AM

I agree….. except for the dog that eats too fast. I’ll bet that pooch winds up at the Emergency Vet with rocks in his belly.

HappyPappy October 6, 2018 at 9:59 AM

Pretty good, THRAXX, ……pretty good.

Atticus Thraxx October 6, 2018 at 10:45 AM

Glad you enjoyed Pappy. 🙂

KAD October 7, 2018 at 4:56 PM

These were great. Thanks.

Cowellian October 5, 2018 at 8:27 PM

Cowellian’s first!

(and waving back)

Dorothy October 5, 2018 at 8:35 PM

Tomorrow! 9 AM to 1 PM: Giant Stash Fabric Sale! Walnut Creek/East Bay chapter of the American Sewing Guild is doing it again on Saturday, Oct 6 at the Odd Fellows Hall, 4349 Cowell Rd, Concord. Check out the beautiful fabrics, patterns, yarns, notions, and trims, also a few newly serviced sewing machines in like-new condition. All kinds of goodies and terrific deals! Fabrics include fleece, wool, silk, cottons, knits and other great stuff. Always surprises – you never know what treasure you will find. Come and see!! Most fabric $1/yard! Cash, checks and credit cards cheerfully accepted. Doors will not open until 9:00 AM – no early birds, please. We will be putting the finishing touches on…

Dorothy October 6, 2018 at 5:04 PM

HI, if you came today, thank you. Next one will be in May next year. I already have an appointment on Wednesday to pick up a donation of premium quilting cottons in SF. Keep that in mind if you are a quilter.

jtkatec October 7, 2018 at 1:56 PM

Rats!!! Triple Rats!!! I missed it

Shasta Daisy October 5, 2018 at 8:47 PM

Meteor shower this weekend🌟

✌🏼

Dr. Jellyfinger October 5, 2018 at 9:38 PM

Cool! Details please!
Which way do I look?

Atticus Thraxx October 6, 2018 at 8:18 AM

Up Jelly

S October 6, 2018 at 8:41 AM

Up!

HappyPappy October 6, 2018 at 10:55 AM

“Up Jelly”
I’m not going to admit I laughed at that.

Dr. Jellyfinger October 6, 2018 at 12:16 PM

Neither am I.

Shasta Daisy October 6, 2018 at 8:19 PM

“Most meteor showers are best viewed in the early morning hours. But to maximize your Draconid experience, start observing in the evening this weekend, as soon as it gets dark. That’s because the constellation Draco — the shower’s “radiant,” or point from which the meteors appear to radiate — is highest in the sky shortly after nightfall.”

Just look up, you’ll never be disappointed. The nite sky is magical.
Be one.
We are one.

Peace.

TraumaRx October 5, 2018 at 9:26 PM

Vote no on Prop 10.

Consumer B October 5, 2018 at 9:58 PM

Can anyone give more information about the mattress sale at the high school in Walnut Creek this weekend. Has anyone ever purchased a mattress from this fundraising event. And are the mattresses quality , and will they take away your old mattress . Thank you

S October 6, 2018 at 8:57 AM

These sales; like piano sales at schools and colleges, are usually a bit of a scam. A clearance business donates a minimal % to a school group to evade facility rental costs. Shop around and you will find a better mattress for a better deal.

If in doubt; look at the article here on Claycord: http://claycord.com/2018/10/04/mattress-fundraiser-coming-up-this-weekend-at-northgate-high-school/

S October 6, 2018 at 10:57 AM

funny

Lovelace October 7, 2018 at 2:36 AM

Mr mayor
How would I upload some of my vacation
maybe a travel thread?
To Everyone…I am Back in Germany for few more days.Doing the Carawa in Fürth🧀🌭🐖🍺🍺🍺🍺PROST!
DUNKEL BEIR COM FAS IST DAS BESTE!!!
Then home 😣

City girl October 7, 2018 at 11:29 AM

Where’s the fire?

scott bobrow October 7, 2018 at 12:26 PM

Vacaville

Silva October 7, 2018 at 11:35 AM

Where’s the fire?

Atticus Thraxx October 7, 2018 at 11:54 AM

Dana Estate filling with smoke and Ash. Something close on 🔥.

scott bobrow October 7, 2018 at 12:00 PM

anyone sell smoke in Concord?

Dr. Jellyfinger October 7, 2018 at 11:28 PM

Well yeah Scotty, sure…but it ain’t all strictly legal yet so we still gotta keep it on the down-low man…. be cool!

Justifiable Languor October 8, 2018 at 8:09 AM

Was that a typo?

Dr. Jellyfinger October 9, 2018 at 6:52 AM

JL… no, “down-low” is modern hipster, cool dude slang for keeping things quiet, … and I believe I spelled it correctly.

Justifiable Languor October 9, 2018 at 9:08 AM

Well. I always enjoy a lesson in modern cool. But just for the record, I hear there is a “store” in Rio Vista. Behind the Police Station. Yelp it. The typo I was referring to was, sell or was it smell? We need to corner this Scotty fellow and demand an answer!

Justifiable Languor October 9, 2018 at 10:16 AM

I forgot the smiley.

🙂 🙂

Cecilia October 7, 2018 at 8:06 PM

Does anyone know what that strange light was in the sky?A friend seen it from riverside ca and i seen it from antioch ca

Silva October 9, 2018 at 8:54 AM
Shasta Daisy October 9, 2018 at 2:12 PM

Wow, cool map!

Peace.

Shasta Daisy October 9, 2018 at 1:22 PM

“Rick Searfoss, a former NASA astronaut who launched on three space shuttle missions before serving as a test pilot for a commercial rocket plane, has died. He was 62.

Searfoss died on Sunday, Sept. 29, at his home in Bear Valley Springs, California, according to the Tehachapi News on Friday (Oct. 5). The cause of death was not reported.”

Rest in peace and space forever.

Shasta Daisy

KAD October 9, 2018 at 7:06 PM

So my husband received a blackmail email today demanding money. They had part of our network router password. Is there someone I should contact? Thanks.

Fact Checker October 9, 2018 at 10:49 PM

The FBI has an internet crime complaint center at http://www.IC3.gov, where you can give them the info.

I’d suggest making sure your virus checker is up-to-date, then running a scan of your computer. Of course, he’ll also want to change the router password.

WC Resident October 12, 2018 at 2:32 PM

This is a common scam. If they knew the full password they would have told you. If they knew exactly what the password is for they would have told you. Instead, they will say something like “we know your ‘dollar’ password. They are trying to get you to panic thinking they know the password where you use a $ sign somewhere.

Some people are in the habit of using the same first few letters for their passwords. For example, they may always use “kittycat” followed by a little bit of random stuff such as kittycat!love. As many organizations have been hacked with lists of username/passwords then being distributed hackers are starting to be able to spot patterns such as those people that always use kittycat.

If you are still concerned, then change the router’s password. If you are paranoid, then boot up an old computer that you have not used in years, use that to change the router’s password, and don’t access the router using your standard computers.

Use a random password generator for the passwords you care about.

Dr. Jellyfinger October 10, 2018 at 8:28 AM

So…….. Hillary Clinton rejected calls for a return to civility in American politics and said that “civility can only return once Democrats take back control of Congress”.

So the violent protests, the paid hecklers disrupting Congress, chasing down Republicans (and their families) to berate them in public, she is cool with all that and encouraging more of it?

She is anti-civility.. ….. but WE are the deplorables?

Dr. Jellyfinger October 10, 2018 at 9:49 PM

Oh what the fudge! I meant to post that comment in the Politics Column! Really sorry ….. I must’ve taken a left at the Poo story instead of at the Water Cooler…my fox paws!

I’ll be more careful in the future.

Shasta Daisy October 11, 2018 at 12:29 PM

Safe emergency landing, thank goodness.
#Soyuz MS-10

Peace.

Silva October 11, 2018 at 1:50 PM

Whoa, Millie! What a ride.

Nunya October 11, 2018 at 4:32 PM

The harassment laws in this state are so messed up, if someone even thinks they are being harassed then they How the hell are we supposed to talk with one another anymore?

Jojo Potato October 12, 2018 at 11:11 AM

Did you notice the picture on the cover of the Coco county voter guide? That’s the guitar playing librarian who does story time etc. at the PH library. A real treat, starting up in about 5 minutes in fact. “Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow…”

Jojo Potato October 12, 2018 at 2:59 PM

That guitar player is actually the manager. See:

http://ccclib.org/staffbio/patrick_remer.html

Enjoy!

Cowellian October 12, 2018 at 7:01 PM

Well, somebody has to Last!

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