Don’t Forget to Practice Safe Cooking this Thanksgiving

November 23, 2017 10:00 am · 7 comments

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The Realist November 23, 2017 at 10:27 AM

This reminder brought to you for the the idiot who inevitably drops the frozen turkey into the hot oil vat propane powered turkey fryer and burns down his house… and possibly his neighbors.
It boggles the mind how some people make it to adulthood without Darwin-ing themselves.
Have a holiday laugh … http://www.darwinawards.com/

Shoulda Coulda November 23, 2017 at 11:37 AM

Wasn’t “Stand by your pan”
a hit song for Tammy Wynette.

Concord A November 23, 2017 at 1:47 PM

Problem solved!! Thanks Whole Foods bomb ass turkey and sides!!! No stupidly of slaving away all day for some mediocre turkey! More drinks laughs and fun instead of having hours taken and possibly burning down the house! I gave concord fire department a gift of sanity. 🙂 happy thanks giving claycord!

Lambie November 23, 2017 at 10:17 PM

Well, I didn’t burn down the house, but I did burn the rutabagas. I cut off the burnt edges and doctored them up.

Our dinner was so good, excluding the rutabagas 😉

J. November 23, 2017 at 11:45 PM

That is what the large, fireproof condoms are for.

Dr. Jellyfinger November 24, 2017 at 6:47 PM

2nd year in a row I drew candied yam duty & set the marshmallows on fire….
Fire department guys were kinda pissed this time but after I forced some beers and hors’ de ovaries on them they kinda mellowed out.

Silva November 24, 2017 at 8:34 PM

Hors’ de ovaries, Doctor Jellyfinger? Oh! I think you meant horse’s douvers.

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