WATCH NOW! The First Commercial for Claycord.com

May 9, 2014 10:00 am · 62 comments

The wait is finally over, and the most anticipated local commercial of all time is now live on the internet.

We give you the first ever commercial for Claycord.com.

We apologize, and unfortunately we are unable to give you the 48 seconds of your life back after you watch this.

Enjoy, and thanks for reading Claycord.com!

1 Landana May 9, 2014 at 10:02 AM

Is that the Mayor? He is just like I thought he would be.

2 Anon-E-Cat May 9, 2014 at 10:05 AM

Too cute

3 Wall&Broad May 9, 2014 at 10:07 AM

Was anybody actually waiting?

4 Chris Knudson May 9, 2014 at 10:07 AM

This Commercial Really bugs me !!

5 Pegasus May 9, 2014 at 10:13 AM

You must be kidding!

6 Cowellian May 9, 2014 at 10:19 AM

I think you got your money’s worth, Mr. Mayor!
;)

7 Peanut Gallery May 9, 2014 at 10:20 AM

Horrible

8 Mr. Pink May 9, 2014 at 10:21 AM

Wow, I think that’s one of the most annoying things I’ve ever seen.

9 JET May 9, 2014 at 10:27 AM

where’s my fly swatter when I need it?

10 bored@work May 9, 2014 at 10:27 AM

That was actually painful to watch

11 Buddy May 9, 2014 at 10:38 AM

I have to agree with bored@work….that was very painful to watch.

12 ConcordMike May 9, 2014 at 10:47 AM

It’s Free, right? I give it credit for effort and creativity.
Could be worse people.

13 Schmee May 9, 2014 at 10:48 AM

Meth is a hell of a drug

14 CLAYCORD.com May 9, 2014 at 10:48 AM

Just an FYI, it was supposed to be bad. ;)

15 Mr. Pink May 9, 2014 at 10:51 AM

Mission accomplished, your honor.

16 ANON May 9, 2014 at 10:51 AM

Ok…

Call Sgt. Norris– he is a bad bed bug or is on Meth–either way he needs to be serviced by the PD… or NSA or FCC

they rest of you can go back to your porn or drive very loud motorcycles that make you look/sound like you are a real man…………

17 Two Cents May 9, 2014 at 10:53 AM

Mission accomplished, mayor!!

18 streetsmart May 9, 2014 at 11:00 AM

Well then you’ve over succeeded.

19 CLAYCORD.com May 9, 2014 at 11:00 AM

@Mr. Pink & @Two Cents,

You both said the same thing at almost the same exact time.

Yep, mission accomplished. :)

Mayor

20 Shoiley May 9, 2014 at 11:11 AM

We are not amused.

21 loved it May 9, 2014 at 11:18 AM

I think I met the rest of your hive at Burning Man.

22 Concordejet May 9, 2014 at 11:20 AM

Hilirious!!!!!

23 U4real May 9, 2014 at 11:22 AM

That’ funny why do people always think drugs are involved

24 jtkatec May 9, 2014 at 11:23 AM

I can’t wait to get home and see this masterpiece, especially after reading all the negative comments.

25 jtkatec May 9, 2014 at 11:26 AM

Went to Facebook and watched.

I think it was HILARIOUS!!!

26 me May 9, 2014 at 11:42 AM

Where did you get that much helium? Annoying. But it makes a point, stop watching the dumb thing and go read claycord.

27 Enfield303 May 9, 2014 at 11:47 AM

Hahahaha Mayor, That’s crazy. Reminds me of a Dane Cook bit.

28 @anon May 9, 2014 at 11:49 AM

Hey, anon, eat a toad that ate a bug!

29 anon May 9, 2014 at 11:53 AM

Congratulations Mayor. You finally got your wings.

30 Shelly May 9, 2014 at 12:19 PM

How did you get the camera in my son’s room without anyone seeing it?

31 anonymous May 9, 2014 at 12:28 PM

Omg that commercial was the funniest thing I have seen all day! Was that you Mayor?

32 CCW May 9, 2014 at 12:28 PM

What the @$&# did i just watch?

33 Cat Wrangler May 9, 2014 at 12:33 PM

The Spanish Fly in bed motif is so Don Draper.

34 Rebel May 9, 2014 at 12:35 PM

What in the flying heck was that? (Pun intended)

I have to admit, I did laugh!

35 MonteKatt May 9, 2014 at 12:36 PM

YES, it is 48 seconds lost…..

36 Rebecca K. May 9, 2014 at 12:41 PM

???????

37 Yhe Phantom May 9, 2014 at 12:43 PM

Best commercial I have ever seen…right up and beyond the GIECO adds and way better that Priceline.com.

Please submit it to any Emmy like competition but try to change the set and refilm it. The set (curtains?) compromised the brilliant message.

Seriously…good!

38 Yhe Phantom May 9, 2014 at 12:44 PM

Please post url so we can watch it each week.

39 Hatmony May 9, 2014 at 12:49 PM

Wow! Horrible. Omg

40 Chicken Little May 9, 2014 at 1:07 PM

Is that you Mr. Mayor?

41 On-Point Machining May 9, 2014 at 1:10 PM

ummm…lol

42 Poon May 9, 2014 at 1:14 PM

You can actually play that on a loop over a loud speaker and get protesters to disperse. :)

43 who? May 9, 2014 at 1:58 PM

OUCH! PAINFUL TO LISTEN TO AND WATCH.

44 Yhe Phantom May 9, 2014 at 2:21 PM

Easy copy url.

It was right there on the video label, make it a favorite like I did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcPoKnEOy48

Save for Halloween to scare children…and attract new friends.

Addictive to masochists!

45 Anonymous May 9, 2014 at 2:57 PM

Was that written and produced by phantom-furion?

46 Ya May 9, 2014 at 3:31 PM

I’m going to put that on my answering machine.

47 Yhe Phantom May 9, 2014 at 3:33 PM

We just emailed the url to our financial adviser and family and friends…they won’t be calling asking for investment money for awhile…good use of media.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcPoKnEOy48

48 et-al May 9, 2014 at 4:23 PM

@ phantom #47 –
“WE” – who is “WE”? Did you inherit a goldfish? Did your life partner return after he kicked you to the curb last year?

49 Pee Wee Herman May 9, 2014 at 4:38 PM

Really?

50 Suzie May 9, 2014 at 4:43 PM

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa …best commercial ever! No ‘nonsense’ words involved. lol :-)

51 Michelle May 9, 2014 at 5:16 PM

That was the worst commercial ever.

52 Suggest May 9, 2014 at 5:55 PM

… DECAF

53 Shasta Daisy May 9, 2014 at 6:46 PM

Looks like you’ve started quite a buzz about Claycord.com.

Love it!

54 mee May 9, 2014 at 6:48 PM

The Spirit Poles don’t seem so bad now do they.

55 Walnut Creek Resident May 9, 2014 at 9:01 PM

Sweet.

56 Craig Cannon May 9, 2014 at 9:58 PM

The Dog Heard Whatever That is, Ran Upstairs, Turned Her Head Back and Forth, then Pooped The Carpet. “Carpet Bomb”. Bad Video Leads to Dog Retraining. Coffee, Meth, or Uppers? Maybe Hyperactivity?
Maybe I Will Play This Outside, to Entice the Dog to Doo Doo!

57 Dr. Jellyfinger® May 9, 2014 at 11:48 PM

So is that one of those Bed Bugs I’ve been hearing about? Health Department is right. We need to kill ‘em all.

58 Buck Million May 10, 2014 at 4:38 AM

“Just an FYI, it was supposed to be bad. ;)” Ok, I’ll bite “WHY?”

59 Cat Smith May 10, 2014 at 8:05 AM

Pretty clever!

60 @ Craig Cannon May 10, 2014 at 8:13 AM

What’s with the whole “Each Word Must Be Capitalized In Your Post” thing? Makes it really difficult to read.

61 Mimi (original) May 10, 2014 at 9:02 AM

AUUUGGGHHH! Horrible! Funny! Annoying! Hysterical! Somebody get the bug spray!!!

62 meth heaf May 10, 2014 at 10:58 AM

Meth is a great drug.this is Concords mascot

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