PICTURES: Vandals Caught on Camera Scratching an SUV and Running from Scene

September 22, 2013 · 55 comments

Vandals were captured on camera this weekend scratching the paint on vehicles in the condo complex near Concord Blvd. & Kirker Pass Rd. in Concord.

Click HERE to view the photo of the suspect scratching the paint, and click HERE to view the picture of the suspect and his friends running away from the scene.

Sorry. Had to do it.

Thanks to the anonymous Claycordian for the pictures!

1 Felino September 22, 2013 at 8:06 AM

If that was my car, they’d end up in the oven on Thanksgiven.

2 Dr. Jellyfinger September 22, 2013 at 8:07 AM

A fowl deed!

3 BusBoy September 22, 2013 at 8:27 AM

Target practice and then a nice sammich! A two fer one!

4 Atticus Thraxx September 22, 2013 at 8:31 AM

Hah! Got me!

5 anon September 22, 2013 at 8:31 AM

that’s funny, thanks mayor!

it’s nice to see a little fun on here :-)

6 AntE September 22, 2013 at 8:33 AM

Thank you!

7 Howard K Mullins III September 22, 2013 at 8:34 AM

LOL. That’s what happens living in a place like Claycord. :)

8 lincolnlog September 22, 2013 at 8:41 AM

Damn delinquents, they have too much time on their hands. Put them to work on Thanksgiving.

9 jm74 September 22, 2013 at 8:44 AM

My coffee just almost came out of my nose I laughed so hard! Thanks Mayor.

10 Anon September 22, 2013 at 8:50 AM

Hilarious Mr. Mayor. Made my Sunday morning.

11 Chester E. Kitty September 22, 2013 at 8:58 AM

Ha!! That was great!

12 cf September 22, 2013 at 9:07 AM

There are several large flocks of turkeys in our neighborhood.

13 anon September 22, 2013 at 9:17 AM

I’m surprised that the Mayor allowed such fowl pictures on Claycord.

14 Lari September 22, 2013 at 9:21 AM

Yep, you got me.

15 Tom Giblets September 22, 2013 at 9:24 AM

There’s “keying” someone’s car, then there’s “tur – keying”.

16 ls September 22, 2013 at 9:27 AM

So funny…..thanks mayor! :-)

17 bol September 22, 2013 at 9:31 AM

What a way to start the day, thanks Mayor! :-) No fowl there.

18 Mr. Pink September 22, 2013 at 9:33 AM

ha! some good comments too!

19 Lost and Happy September 22, 2013 at 9:33 AM

I bet those d bags are from Pittsburg!!

20 Sheila September 22, 2013 at 9:40 AM

Priceless!

21 Stella September 22, 2013 at 9:41 AM

lol What a fowl keying :-) Thanks Mayor

22 Claycordian1 September 22, 2013 at 9:49 AM

I wondered why all the comments had to do with “fowl” or Thanksgiving…and then I looked at the pictures! LOL!

Thanks everyone for your wonderful puns, they’re hilarious. And thanks Mayor for giving us all a reason to chuckle! :D

23 Mr. John September 22, 2013 at 9:52 AM

Turkey.

24 Connie Dobbs September 22, 2013 at 9:52 AM

That looks just like my second ex-husband.

25 DayWoo? September 22, 2013 at 10:01 AM

Once a cat was on my car hood . I was sick of all the pawprints so decided to scare it off and away. Bad idea! The dang cat looked like a cartoon character with its flailing legs and claws all over my hood trying to get away. Not happy! Did these guys really scratch the car or is this just a funny ?

26 babytruck September 22, 2013 at 10:03 AM

Oh I’ve heard of those Kirker pass thugs. Look at those gang colors!

27 Anon September 22, 2013 at 10:03 AM

What does “Sorry had to do it” mean?

28 Hunt n Peck September 22, 2013 at 10:06 AM

That’s low, . . . you have to be a real turkey to mess with a person’s vehicle.

29 It must have been cold.... September 22, 2013 at 10:31 AM

I notice one had a….Capon….

30 Phillip September 22, 2013 at 10:42 AM

The Crystyl Ranch gang?

31 Sean September 22, 2013 at 10:43 AM

Those damn jive turkeys!

32 Genuine September 22, 2013 at 10:49 AM

I heard them in my neighborhood last night in Dana Estates.

33 another just me September 22, 2013 at 11:01 AM

great Sunday morning funny

34 Steven Burks September 22, 2013 at 11:18 AM

lost and happy why do they have to be from Pittsburg? smh I’d rather be from Pittsburg then crankcord. Ijs

35 Cal September 22, 2013 at 11:29 AM

I would of got them by their necks and poult.

36 94598 September 22, 2013 at 11:39 AM

Hilarious!

37 CatM September 22, 2013 at 11:54 AM

Love it! Thanks for the smile!

38 lis September 22, 2013 at 12:15 PM

Wonderful morning funny-“they” didn’t do it; lol :-(

39 CatWoman September 22, 2013 at 12:55 PM

Turkeys–really very funny . :-)

40 mad mom September 22, 2013 at 1:57 PM

Thanks for the giggle. Needed that today. At least we can’t say they were wearing hoodies :/

41 2 cents Worth September 22, 2013 at 2:33 PM

LOL That was good! They use to attack my chrome bumper, they would actually end up with blood all over, because of their reflections! Not the smartest birds!

42 Pat September 22, 2013 at 3:39 PM

We have encroached on their home so they are going to do the same. Fair play in their eyes.

43 Steven Burks September 22, 2013 at 4:50 PM

I hear you on this, same with me. :-)

44 Steven Burks September 22, 2013 at 4:50 PM

My husband is a good man.

45 GobbleGobble September 22, 2013 at 4:51 PM

Too funny. Thanks for the great pictures.

46 @Steven Burks September 22, 2013 at 4:51 PM

Sorry, these were no posted by Steven Burks, but posted to him.

47 a mothers heart September 22, 2013 at 5:46 PM

At least they’re not ” twerk- keying”……

48 JustMe September 22, 2013 at 5:51 PM

So the other day on the way to work, heading towards Kirker Pass, a bunch of cars stopped suddenly in both lanes. I was in the back and was able to stop easily. The car in the left lane skidded to a stop with a loud screech and pulled into my lane to avoid hitting the car in front of them. I was able to maneuver into the right turning lane to avoid being hit. Luckily no accident occurred, but there were about eight cars close together and it could have involved them all. The reason why the cars in front stopped suddenly? There were turkeys crossing the road just in front of the Pavilion. It’s probably the same ones from this picture.

49 Antler September 22, 2013 at 6:28 PM

…used a new hairspray and just HAD to admire her reflection?

BYW….everyone around Bishop Estates/Bailey Road/Olive …. LOOK ALIVE!!! Buzzards at your “11 o’clock HIGH” and talking to one another about the “prospects”.

50 rgb September 22, 2013 at 7:12 PM

that was great

51 skippy September 22, 2013 at 7:38 PM

Nice after so much bad behavior in our community!

52 Gary Bogus September 22, 2013 at 8:00 PM

I’ve noticed alota smart birds have learned to land on bumpers and peck the bugs out of the radiator grills.

53 just me saying September 22, 2013 at 10:03 PM

This was unexpectedly funny-thanks

54 JRConcord September 23, 2013 at 6:18 AM

All they need is a botttle of vodka and pair of sissors and they would fit right into the neighborhood

55 RaiderforLife September 23, 2013 at 12:33 PM

hahahahahaha! I clicked on the picture as was thinking… they got you now you s.o.b! LOL I was cracking up

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