Doritos Truck Flattens Car in Martinez

February 14, 2012 17:22 pm · 63 comments

A Doritos truck crushed a car in Martinez this afternoon.

The crash happened on Arnold & Morello, near Subway.

If you look at the photos, the truck driver wasn’t even in the driveway. The driver went over the curb & through the bushes before finally slamming into the car.

Thanks to “Richie Rich” for the photos!

{ 63 comments }

1 Ian February 14, 2012 at 4:21 PM

Fail!

2 the Shi ite February 14, 2012 at 4:21 PM

I don’t know how the truck was able to even get that far before hitting the brakes – unless speed was the issue.

3 WC February 14, 2012 at 4:21 PM

Best Super Bowl Ads of the year!
Worst driving of the year?

4 B-rye February 14, 2012 at 4:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is hilarious! Hey, that means a job is opening up… Woo Hoo!

5 Nick February 14, 2012 at 4:22 PM

Holy…friggin…crap.

Good job chip boy.

6 Mik February 14, 2012 at 4:23 PM

What the hell… LOL.

7 anon February 14, 2012 at 4:24 PM

mmmmm doritos

8 SSQ February 14, 2012 at 4:24 PM

That drive way is very narrow…was he actually trying to park his truck to do his delivery? What a dork. There’s plenty of parking by the old Blockbuster.

9 Killjoy February 14, 2012 at 4:24 PM

I used to drive a bobtail that size in San Francisco without any issues.
I wonder if they need to fill that position now? LOL

10 Nick February 14, 2012 at 4:25 PM

@the Shi ite, the only problem with the speed theory is that these trucks don’t carry much speed in reverse. He had to be on the gas all the way through the bushes. Maybe the throttle hung?

11 Did February 14, 2012 at 4:26 PM

He “chip” the paint ??

12 B-rye February 14, 2012 at 4:30 PM

No burying the cat on that one…

13 Was There February 14, 2012 at 4:31 PM

I drove past after the fact. The truck driver was standing on the side of the road. I do not see how this was at all possible.

14 ?? February 14, 2012 at 4:34 PM

Was he backing into the parking lot or trying to leave. The picture doesn’t make sense.

15 G February 14, 2012 at 4:36 PM

Now that’s what ya call, driving by braille.

16 Slappy February 14, 2012 at 4:42 PM

It appears from the position of the truck he may have lost control of the truck trying to enter the inclined driveway of the Lucky shopping center across the street and reversed back through the street ending up backed up over the curb, the bush and the front end of the car in the parking lot behind him.

17 Slappy February 14, 2012 at 4:44 PM

…also glad they didn’t turn into Flaming Dorito’s.

18 Beaver February 14, 2012 at 4:48 PM

i guess if this was on the Brady Bunch, he would have lost the better driving bet. Remember when Greg knocked the egg off the cone when he was trying to get the car as close to the cone as possible without knocking it off? Marcia got close and won. OH them were the good ol days!

@Did – yes, im betting the cars paint might have got chipped. nothing a little elbow grease cant cure!

19 Victor mature February 14, 2012 at 4:57 PM

I smell a lawsuit

20 the other guy February 14, 2012 at 4:57 PM

The owner of the car should get a lifetime supply of Chips.This is a good way for the economy to create jobs. By natural firing of yourself.

21 Make My Day February 14, 2012 at 5:07 PM

It is the car’s fault… Just like in the commercial, the car was desperate for a Dorito and was sucking on the trucks bumper!

22 Elwood February 14, 2012 at 5:09 PM

Ay, Ceeeesco!

23 BagsFlyFree February 14, 2012 at 5:09 PM

That’ll buff right out.. Now kids, this is why you dont snack behind the wheel.. I dont care how much you love your flaming hot cheetos..

BFF out!

24 No Excuses February 14, 2012 at 5:11 PM

“Holy Parking Brake, Bat-chip-man!”

25 Durwood February 14, 2012 at 5:36 PM

Crunch all you want….

26 funny man February 14, 2012 at 5:41 PM

see mom was right… junk food kills!

27 Schlub February 14, 2012 at 5:48 PM

Wow. Ultra-fail. Just wow!

28 Nacho Cheese February 14, 2012 at 5:48 PM

“Doritos…Cars that go CRUNCH!”

29 Cowellian February 14, 2012 at 6:06 PM

Bad Doritos truck! No salsa for you!

30 Sundown February 14, 2012 at 6:14 PM

At least the Driver had the phone number of a tow company handy since he/she was right behind the B & D Towing sign.

31 J February 14, 2012 at 6:15 PM

Jay Leno was allegedly the Doritos driver in question.

32 Someone February 14, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Your all wrong, the driver was inside the lucky store stocking product and the truck was in the lucky parking lot when it rolled backwards on it’s own missing traffic on the street and ending up on the embankment on top of the car.

33 claytonresident February 14, 2012 at 6:22 PM

D’oh-ritos!!!

34 uhm February 14, 2012 at 6:23 PM

He said the truck malfunctioned it was parked at luckys across the street. It rolled backwards down the hill across the street into those bushes and the car.

35 Anonymous February 14, 2012 at 6:28 PM

Interesting headline… I don’t quite see a “flattened” car……

36 Robbie Douglas February 14, 2012 at 6:56 PM

Thats classic!

37 Rich February 14, 2012 at 7:26 PM

Did someone call the CHiPs?

38 NoMoreFreeRide February 14, 2012 at 7:38 PM

If anyone is looking for a job I think there might be a position open at Frito Lay

39 Dutch February 14, 2012 at 7:52 PM

Ah, feel the love. Where’s the dip? Oh, that’s right, he was driving.

40 streetsmart February 14, 2012 at 8:11 PM

“YAY DORITOS FOR LIFE!!!”

41 If it was me... February 14, 2012 at 8:21 PM

I love doritos!

42 ConcordMama February 14, 2012 at 8:57 PM

No excuse for that someone is loosing a job. How many times has that same driver been in and out of that same parking lot and never hit a car.

43 Richie Rich February 14, 2012 at 9:11 PM

Welcome and thanks for posting the pictures. Everyone at work was having a blast with them. Of course glad no one got hurt, as we chip chip away.

44 Concernicus February 14, 2012 at 9:40 PM

you all assume he was sober.

45 job opening February 14, 2012 at 9:56 PM

did someone mention there’s a job opening for a truck driver?

46 unknown February 14, 2012 at 9:56 PM

That’s the way the clips fall.

47 GoGo Gomez February 14, 2012 at 10:02 PM

Time to pee in a cup…dee da dee!

48 QT3.14 February 14, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Sucks for the vehicle owner.

49 CN February 14, 2012 at 10:41 PM

Someone is getting a new car.
Someone may lose their job.
Someone didn’t get their Doritos on time.
What a day!

50 Chuckie February 15, 2012 at 8:12 AM

You can hear it crunch.

51 Hey wow man February 15, 2012 at 8:28 AM

Where did my truck go ?

52 Thomas February 15, 2012 at 8:36 AM

If this truck rolled across from being parked at lucky’s it’s one hell of a truck. Their receiving is on the opposite side of the building. so the truck on it’s own drove in reverse all the way around the building down a narrow aisle across the street and ended up on on top of another car.

53 Slappy February 15, 2012 at 8:49 AM

Doubting Thomas??

54 CJ February 15, 2012 at 9:21 AM

Thomas, this particular vendor rotates their stock rather than have the store do it. Therefore, the driver parks as near as possible to the front of the store in order to facilitate that. The location of the loading dock is irrelevant here.

55 snore February 15, 2012 at 11:46 AM

How many of you lame asses are going to keep thinking you’re funny as you repeat the same, tired, themes of “jokes”?

56 Cowellian February 15, 2012 at 12:07 PM

Do you need someone to explain the jokes to you?

57 Charles-the-cat February 15, 2012 at 12:38 PM

Ok everyone, try to keep the noise level down, ‘snore’ is trying to work (or sleep).

58 Anon February 15, 2012 at 1:04 PM

The truck rolled back on its own volition? Isn’t that what the parking brake is for??

59 Anon2 February 15, 2012 at 1:39 PM

Don’t worry Mr. Truck Driver, it’s nacho fault.

60 WC resident February 15, 2012 at 9:50 PM

I did something similar to this where I parked but forgot to set the parking brake or maybe did not pull it up enough. It was a stick shift left in neutral. I must have been around 17 or 18 at the time. The car rolled backwards down the street, across the street, and then down a steep bank into someone’s front yard. Fortunately, no real damage done despite the fact that we lived on a fairly steep hill and it went over a retaining wall from the bank onto the yard. AAA pulled the car out and since then I’ve been much better at setting the wheels and breaks.

61 Screwy Louie February 16, 2012 at 12:34 AM

The draw of the salsa car was more than the chip truck could take.

62 Random Questioner February 16, 2012 at 2:47 PM

This (http://g.co/maps/b858j) seems to be the exact viewpoint in the street photo, and the how/why of it is definitely baffling.

63 Marc February 18, 2012 at 2:05 AM

@Random Questioner:

Excellent map of the intersection……. Right to the point !!

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